Mystery of garden deposit on return from holiday


Mystery of garden deposit on return from holiday

Wife’s cunning ploy to stop me piling the weight back on

Party rations didn’t eat into playful fun

Good deed backfires reviving memories of my school days

Disappearing cat has the last laugh

Parish council seat makes me a poacher turned gamekeeper

The uplifting struggle to keep control of the waistline

Driven to distraction by custody of son’s car

Frozen remedy takes the heat out of a very painful dilemma

Dedication to the task in hand always means a messy ending

Attempts to help damsels in distress always hit a brick wall

The ‘world of real work’ leaves me satisfied but very smelly

Hair-raising result as blackbird finds food off the beaten track

Car takes on a life of its own as freak hailstorm takes its toll

Suspicious minds mistake fraud warning for a scam call

Transported back to my youth by knock of unexpected caller

10-hour wait in brave new world of emergency hospital

My chance to shine in the kitchen

Long-haul flight leaves me with an unwelcome memento

Sunday lunch injury joins long list of bizarre battle scars